Malaclypse The Younger; Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst
Olympia: Last Word Press, 2015.

or How I Found Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her: The Magnum Opiate of Malacylpse the Younger wherein is explained absolutely everything worth knowing about absolutely anything. This edition containing a new introduction by Robert Anton Wilson. Comes in 4 different colours, add a note to your order if you have a preference.